Pengaedophile

A person who has sexual intercourse with underage penguins.

Get that Pengaedophile outta here!

by Agent N June 5, 2008

penae

A group of penises, or a cluster

look at all those penae!!!!!

by Murtaza September 7, 2005

pwnage block

An elusive block in which pwns in many ways such as pwnation and pwnificaton

Jimmy threw the pwnage block at Thomas.

by Osborne Tealeaf November 14, 2007

Pwnage Sauce

A sauce consisting primarily of crystalized pwnage, water, and tomato paste. An excellent topping to put on tacos, hamburgers, and nachos.

Pwnage sauce is also a traditional remedy for n00bishness when added to Mountain Dew. Original Mountain Dew works best, however, there have been some reports that Game Fuel created a more potent concoction. Unfortunately, Game Fuel was discontinued before any scientific tests were completed.

Jim: "This place is out of ketchup!"
Rob: "That's OK, I brought some pwnage sauce!"

by Grent August 20, 2008

1337 pwnage

Describing something that is extremely good / skilled, especially in computer games.

i.e. I have a friend who is extremely skilled at Halo 3 on XBOX360. He is one of the highest ranked people i know, and can get 50 kills on me in the time it takes me to get 5. This, therefore makes me an epic fail noob, and him 1337 pwnage.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 13, 2009

Pengé

Proper noun: Frenchified form of Penge, a south London suburb which is full of pikeys and as rough as a badger's arse. It has recently enjoyed an influx of gentrifiers who are desperately talking the area up. If pronounced 'ponjay' (with a very soft 'j') an estate agent will add £2500 to the price of your crack den with a blocked toilet.

Laurent and Guy bake these oat-sprinkled baguettes every morning in their boulangerie in the bohemian quarter of Pengé.
Mmmm. Such a wealthy bouquet. Wait! They're identical to the ones I buy from Tesceaux in Croix Nouveau!

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 10, 2005

pwnage

verb: A term used to express one's act or state of elite preformance. Pwnage stems from the word "pwn" which is a typographical error of the word "own". The "p" replaces the "o" because during the frenzy of gaming, the player has no time to correct any spelling mistakes. This word is traditionally used by experienced videogamers, "leet" speakers and others involved in computer minded social or work groups.

"I played Halo 2 online today. I had 24 cosecutive kills... it was pownage like never before"

"I let those n00bs feel the wrath of my pwnage"

by Faust March 20, 2005