perhapsless

The word means "impossible", or literally "without chance". It was made up by e.e. cummings because he was constantly on crack, although it can be argued that he used "perhapsless" instead of "impossible" because it has fewer syllables (3 instead of 4) and sounds more poetic.

Trying to win this game is frickin' perhapsless, man!

It is perhapsless to fit the word "perhapsless" into any coherent sentence because it was invented by a madman.

by NybCR November 10, 2008

Perhapsation

Possibility, maybe.
Like how you say "possibly" and "it's a possibility", it's "perhaps" and "it's a perhapsation".

"Feel like hanging at the mall tomorrow?"
"It's a perhapsation..."

by H.M. Switz May 25, 2008

phapsody

A musical masturbation session. To listen to music while masturbating, or to watch a porno with background music.

"Dude I recognized the music in a porno I watched the other day, it was a pretty awkward phapsody."

by Christ Figure January 6, 2012

maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 8, 2009

perhapsico

A way cooler way of saying Perhaps

Going to the club tonite? Perhapsico, perhapsico

by Headbutt October 19, 2003

perhaps

What she says the most when you ask to hook up but yet it never happened anyway

Boy: "Wanna hook up tonight at the turf? We can just do it for fun."
Girl: "Perhaps?" (Probably not)
Boy: :O

by James Hemmes July 28, 2018

perhapsibility

an answer given to respond to an invitation or a question that combines perhaps and possiblitiy.

- Are you thinking of visiting your cousin this weekend?
- It's a perhapsibility.

by nellleo February 5, 2010