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The Wet Pretzel

A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
by Waffle lad October 28, 2018
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Peeta Mellark

A character from the Hunger Games. His name translates to Bread Cake. Peeta is a spelling of Pita, and Mellark is a type of cake.
Peeta Mellark is the baker's son, and his name means bread cake!
by Cat<3 March 24, 2017
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Pretzel Boy

Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.
by Foxhole September 27, 2005
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Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.
Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.
by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008
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Petzold

One crazy, evil, bad-ass individual. Someone with twisted and quick intelligence, who looks down on the world without even bothering to let them know it. One scary, well thought out, elitist mofo....
n the movie "The Omen", Damien Thorne's last name would have been more realistic, had it been "Petzold".
by Reinhardtz February 5, 2010
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peezing

Sneezing and Peeing your pants at the same time.

Ryoan's latest bodily function discovery.
I was in the grocery store when I started Peezing.
by Peezing July 23, 2014
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pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed
taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"
by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016
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