Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

peeping karl

Having the tip of your penis outside of your zipper while your zipper is down.

Dude, check your self, you got a peeping karl going on.

by terpman September 30, 2007

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Peeping Doyle

A name for a slow witted,pale Dutchman that resembles a Neanderthal or early bi-pedal hominid whom can be found gooning around easily accessible windows. He peeps for the sake of peeping and when caught will try confuse his captor with a barrage of mispronounced words and long blank stares. Sightings tend to increase during nascar events and antique auto shows.

It seems that when there are drunk white women and free chicken wings the peeping Doyle can't be to far behind. This also may explain some of the Sasquatch sightings in the rural Midwest.

by The Bike Shop August 9, 2015

peeping thumb

when you hand your phone over to someone so they can look at a photo your took of something interesting and the asshole starts thumbing left and right at the other photos on your phone. super annoying!

hey you sh#t, i didn't give you permission to look at my other pictures...keep your peeping thumb to yourself!

don't let tammy hold your phone while you have your pictures open, she's a bad peeping thumb.

by hatrancho April 2, 2021

poeting

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry

"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"

by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021