peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

On Preetham

To put something on preetham, it’s like putting it on god. It means you are not lying if you put something on preetham.

Person 1: dude, I am gay
Person 2: no you’re not! Stop lying
Person 1: I Put it on preetham.

by Addd fs 3 October 27, 2019

peeshaleesh

The nickname for a penis. Usually used when speaking about a penis to a child.

Son, put your peeshaleesh away! Thats why you wear pants!

by cooldude921 November 11, 2010

Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

peerhassment

Aggressive pressure or intimidation using incessant forced repetitive peer review

After being subjected to verbal waterboarding by an overly aggressive healthcare company representative, the radiology director Amanda used revenge peerhassment on the referring radiologist by initiating software controlled peer review on every third case interpreted.

by Interventionalist February 25, 2020

Peetza

How did you misspell pizza. It's like...
John: bro I love peetza
Gabe: you misspelled pizza
John: Oops must have been auto-korrect
Gabe: You misspelled auto correct
John: but we are talking face to face
Gabe: *breaths heavily*
John: don't breath on me *itches butt*
Gabe: don't itch my butt

John: can I get out of jail now?
Gabe: sure.

Peetza Peetza

by DustyMaple4 September 30, 2019

Ethan / Peethan

That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!

Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”

by Unknownheheboomboom October 16, 2019