page 69

the page on which a penis drawing is always present in a school textbook

my spanish book. Why is mickey mouse masterbating on page 69?

by jewcakes44 February 16, 2010

Paige Railstone

An underground DJ and rising star at DFTBA records with the debut album "Off the Railstone"

I never knew how being made of awesome felt, until I listened to Paige Railstone.

by 0072010 August 21, 2010

John Fitzgerald Page

voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.

I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.

by atlanta scout July 7, 2010

paget-cuteness

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.

Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.

by LT_who? January 26, 2011

PageWanker

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.

by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Paget Brewster

Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community

Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?
Yeah, Paget Brewster plays the best Agent!

by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015

page rage

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.

I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.

by truth victor February 7, 2010