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Beware. Secretly a 30 year old man, but looks like he's 18. Will kiss you in his sexy red jeep after playing with your emotions endlessly, just to call you and beg you to be with him. Just because he has a good relationship with his sister does not mean he respects women. Plus, he shaves his chest to be more "aerodynamic" in the pool for his competitive swimming.
"I had sex with Paxton Hall Yoshida and my skin got irritated from his stubbly chest, so now I have to go see my dermatologist, Mrs. Viswakumar."
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A stupid little bitch with a small ass dick that will never find a girlfriend because he is a lonely gay bitch and he loves to lick cat asses
Paxton is a fucking weirdo
A massive noob that eats poo.
Paxton is a noob.
Paxton by ThatWeeb123 October 30, 2020
paxton is shit at fortnite and minecraft and is a great fucker and lives jessie
paxton is he is trash
paxton by paxton is great November 2, 2020
One of the sweetest girls you will meet. Can be clingy at times but will melt your heart away. She does somethings have a bit of a temper so don't mess with her. She is really pretty but usually doubts herself and will hide away from people. She has trust issues and will take some things seriously. She also has anxiety and overthinks everything. She is the kind of person you would discuss your oddest conspiracy theories with.
PERSON 1: Did you see her? Shes so sweet and pretty
PERSON 2: yeah, she must be a Paxton
Paxton by anonymous February 4, 2021
Paxton is a very funny but yet smart guy. He loves sports, and video games. He will do anything for anyone. He is adorable/cute! He will love his girlfriend will all of his heart. Paxton really never thinks about himself.
if you have a paxton in your life keep him
Paxton by im a baddie June 7, 2021
big dick daddy, i want to have financial intercource with him.
paxton is a sexy bitch my boy
paxton by poggiwoggies October 4, 2021