Pavement Polka

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

Pavement nymph

A prostitute or street walker.

Go change your clothes, girl. You look like a pavement nymph.

by HailMD September 24, 2017

Pavement boy

A hard working Italian just trying to get his untaxed $25 an hour from his dads paving company while often suffering from unfair working conditions

Yo dan I just drove past Sarno plaza and that pavement boy is picking up needles

by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019

pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street

Hey Fred look at that pavement pounder

by manbigt February 14, 2014

pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

by Nick Tra April 7, 2008

pavement inspector

Someone lying face-down in the street, either due to drunkenness, drug overdose, fatal stab wounds, or living in Chigaco.

"We've got a pavement inspector on 4th and Delbrooke

by Dr_dude January 12, 2019

Pavement Oyster

Human gonads for culinary use.

When the chimp escaped, Dad's pavement oysters were served to the zoo.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009