pathethic

pa•theth•ic adjective an artificial word composed of pathetic and ethic, describing someone’s pitiful moral conception.

Wow! Have you heard how he rejected his friend for no reason? That is really pathethic.

by pathethic January 11, 2009

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

athletic scholarship

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.

Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.

James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.

by Ginormous D May 7, 2011

athletically challenged

Being really bad at anything athletic. It's like mentally challenged, but athletically challenged. So the retards of sports.

Jane: What did time you get on The Mile? I got 6:25

Delilah: Haha, I got 9:20.

Jane: What!

Delilah: Remember, I'm athletically challenged.

Jane: Oh. Good job!

by tree, leaf, bar, and syrup April 3, 2010

Athletic Fat

- The Opposite of the clothing style Athletic Fit and applied as when someone, as in a guy, is out of shape or fat, yet is still very skilled and prolific, when it comes to athletic endeavours such as Softball, Darts, Flag Football, Ultimate Frisbee, or Foosball.

Friend One: Did you see Roy at the Softball Game last night?
Friend Two: Fat Roy?
Friend One: Yeah, for a fat guy, Roy hit 3 Homeruns and made a great play at First Base.
Friend Two: That's because he is Athletic Fat.

by cosmo262 July 24, 2010

Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

athletic

Body type characterized by a lean, sinewy, muscular physique (NOT scrawny, but not muscle-bound like a bodybuilders' or obese). Despite the name, many non-athletes have athletically shaped bodies due simply to a healthy lifestyle.

Jerry isnt a total fitness freak, but he has a sculpted, athletic body.

by Greg Haz October 30, 2007