funny-pathetic

A hyphenated term to describe someone or something that is so pathetic that it’s funny.

Of all the people I’ve ever met in my long life, Dr Bunnygirl is likely the most funny-pathetic of them all.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023

Patheist

An atheist who also holds certain Pagan beliefs.

She is an atheist. She does not believe in God, and has some Pagan beliefs. She is a Patheist.

by zoetta1980 April 25, 2013

Pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert: I can kick the ass of anybody for good.
Umer : You know what? You are pathetic!

by Umer September 11, 2008

pathetic

a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness class but saying hes only looking at their belts

no kacie im just looking at your belt not your tits and ass. but in case your wondering there great

by Novoslos December 22, 2003

patheticism

the state of being pathetic

I could hear the dramaqueen's patheticism in her voice.

by Jolt October 24, 2003

pathetic

A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game

"It's 6:00 in the morning and you've already played 10 rounds of Pathwords. You're Pathetic!"

by Boss Brian July 12, 2009

Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife

He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"

by hoe, bitch, stupid,slut whore July 17, 2016