patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Patterned

Patterned is when you change something about yourself/do something that someone told you to do when trying to insult you

Someone : "Go fix your teeth!"
You : *goes and fixes teeth only because that person told them to*
Someone else : "Damn she/he just got Patterned!"

by Someone sksksks May 6, 2019

Paterno

To be blamed for someone else's crime, even though you told someone about it.

"Man, I didn't even do it! I'm totally being Paterno'd here!"

by J-tard November 23, 2011

paterno

A man that has a really big dick.

New Girlfriend: "Oh my God, you're a Paterno! I've hit jackpot! Thank you God!"

by anonymous March 31, 2004

Patterned

Patterned is another word for beaten up or banged up

1 - aye g this neeks gonna get patterned tomo after school

2 - safe sn g

by d207 April 1, 2019

Paternoville

Aka Penn State University. A place where the women may be dogs, but like every other Big 10 university, they are total sluts that put out with less alcohol than girls from other college conferences.

Penn State Student 1: I hate this concrete jungle of a college. Our football team finds a way to lose to Michigan (even though I still think it is a vast zebra-wing conspiracy), we're in the middle of nowhere and our girls are dogs.
Penn State Student 2: Our women may be dogs but they're easy pickings in Paternoville, especially after our TTT of a football team wins and they decide to get drunk.
Penn State Student 1: Well beggars can't be choosers!

by A Jets fan February 5, 2008

Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.

Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned

by Peppergum November 5, 2019