Cabbage patch silky

When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.

HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)

by Ol Gurl March 18, 2009

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Apple Patch

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality

Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch

by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015

Briar Patch

The place you secretly really want to be, even though the person sending you there thinks it's a punishment.

Mom: go to your room!
Son: what, where my phone is? And my computer? And my Xbox? Oh dear, don't throw me into the briar patch.

by Leroy Finnegan June 1, 2018

patches ito

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021

damp patch

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracks or leakage of spooge.
This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Patchwork Plagiarism

Plagiarism scandals involving “authors” stealing from multiple works and patching them together to take credit for a new and complete story.

Shey Stahl plagiarized several Twilight Fanfiction stories including Dusty and used patchwork plagiarism to write 'For the Summer' and probably all of her other books.

by TwiCharmed September 24, 2013