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Phat Pat

Phat Pat is that guy that everyone knows and loves. The Phat Pat is just an all around super cool guy. You need the new copy of that heavy metal cd? Phat Pat knows how to get it. He is crazy, awesomely hillarious. You never know what Phat Pat is going to sat. There just isn't a bad thing you can say about Phat Pat. If you do have something bad to say about him, you are a fucktard. No one is more loveable then the Phat Pat.
"DUDE! This music is awesome! You got it from Phat Pat didn't you?"

"That guy is so funny. He must be a Phat Pat."
by YOUdontKNOWwhoIbe May 28, 2009
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project pat

ima introduce me, project pat, i keep it real. ima introduce you, you's a sucker fakin deals.
by loveyous January 21, 2004
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Postman Pat

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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ok pat

When someone says something incredibly stupid or pointless, one may respond by saying "ok pat" to hurt the speaker's morale.
Friend: "My favorite color is blue."
You: "ok pat."
by pgoogs December 1, 2011
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Fanny Pat

noun

A person who possesses the perfect balance of geekiness and self-confidence to wear a fanny pack. Most Fanny Pats are gay, although the odd one may be straight or a-sexual.
Dude, check out that Fanny Pat! He's wearing a buffalo helmet, a rolled-up t-shirt and low-cut jean shorts!
by Tootsie613 January 15, 2011
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pat robertson

a hypocritical,self righteous bastard who claims to be christian, but condons murder of foreign leaders and others he deems unworthy of gods grace.The saddest part is foreigners who don't know shit about america, hear this asshole spew his self indulgent tripe think all americans think this way. Pat like all other televagilists care about one thing,MONEY. They relieve elderly peaple of all there money because they convince them they are going to hell for a lifetime of sin. Old peaple feel guilty and think they can atone be giving these assholes their money. Pat,Jerry and the others live in opulent mansions,drive expensive cars and lavish there family members in wealth.Is this what jesus would do? Does pat robertson actually help anyone? Peaple, don't be fooled,giving this jerk money will not insure entrance to heaven. pat robertson, I hope you burn in hell.
Did you here pat robertson say we should kill hugo ceaser chavez? Pat robertson said all muslims are terrorists.
by angry dude April 23, 2006
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Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants
What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"
by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009
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