paisley

Scots:
1.Ancient term for the communal lavatory situated at the edge of a pre-historic Pictish settlement.

2.Shitehole town outside of Glasgow

I love Club 69, but I can't afford the bus to Shiteho-- sorry, Paisley.

by marka March 9, 2005

paisley

A bandana, flag or rag.

"I got jumped cause my black paisley was hangin out my back pocket."

by chickenyoyo April 26, 2006

Paisley

Paisley is small and soft and very pretty. She is very outgoing and loves to explore new places. She loves her food and is quite forward about asking for a meal and when she eats her table manners are not the best. She is very talkative, but is sometimes difficult to understand. She is not an intellectual, but sometimes exhibits some quite amazing insights. She loves to play and is very energetic, but she also loves to sleep and will spend hours drowsing with her eyes half-closed.

Felix: “Your rabbit Paisley is so adorable and fluffy!!!”
Alex: “I know right??!”
Felix: “Yup! There couldn’t be any animal cuter than a Paisley!”

by nnAnyletaK February 3, 2018

Pasley White

a shade of white slightly more white than actual white, to the point it becomes transluscent.

Dude, I need to spend more time outside.

Why?
I'm looking a little bit pasley white.

by His Exelency H.R.E. July 12, 2009

paisley ride

1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.

2-A gang fight

3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier

1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.

2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....

3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier

by Chelsea Blue July 11, 2010

Getting off at Paisley

A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.

Senga: Are you on the pill Donna-Marie?
Donna-Marie: No he's getting off at Paisley

by Kennys81 April 22, 2006

parsley

male pubic hair

Hey Jim, it is very current to trim or completely shave your parsley. Not only does it make things look larger than they appear in real life, but it prevents parsley in the teeth.

by marydelightful July 8, 2010