A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.
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A reference from Harry Potter for having the ability to talk to snakes. This reference is used when someone has mastered the art of not just giving a good blowjob, but giving the best blowjob ever!
Man, Becky legitimately gave the best head ever! I don't know how she made my head spin like that, but damn she must've known parseltongue.
by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018
Get the Parseltongue mug.Parbel is the idea of perfection, he has amazing hair that he styles himself.. He has a great body and dresses to impress. He has witty one liners such as "The girls at work always think I'm perfect" he oooozes confidence and charm... Guys fear him ladies want to be with him! But all that said parbel's are very hard to contain, be careful they don't like commitment or being tied down and are often mummy's boys! Who's that I'm talking about? That's right PARBEL
Girl- "hey lets get married?"
Parbel- "nah my mum won't let me"
Girl- "so where is this relationship going?"
Parbel- "I don't know! Does my hair look ok?"
Parbel- "nah my mum won't let me"
Girl- "so where is this relationship going?"
Parbel- "I don't know! Does my hair look ok?"
by Your_on_my_list March 4, 2013
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by CreatorGDS February 10, 2021
Get the Pavel mug.dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008
Get the love parcel mug.A sweet, romantic guy who any girl would be lucky to find. A ton of fun, a great listener, and a dutiful Christian. He enjoys helping people and spending time outdoors. Is up for anything. Meet a Pavel and you will be smitten. A perfect guy.
who's on that mountain bike?" "O that's a Pavel
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