Parbel 

Parbel is the idea of perfection, he has amazing hair that he styles himself.. He has a great body and dresses to impress. He has witty one liners such as "The girls at work always think I'm perfect" he oooozes confidence and charm... Guys fear him ladies want to be with him! But all that said parbel's are very hard to contain, be careful they don't like commitment or being tied down and are often mummy's boys! Who's that I'm talking about? That's right PARBEL

Girl- "hey lets get married?"
Parbel- "nah my mum won't let me"

Girl- "so where is this relationship going?"
Parbel- "I don't know! Does my hair look ok?"

Parbel by Your_on_my_list March 4, 2013

pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Parmela 

A stunning short attention spanned girl, who tends to make random noises throughout the day. Like all the time. Loving, kind, and a wonderful personality. She is to be trusted and not trifiled with. Funny, witty, and very self aware. Along with a killer sissy volleyball serve. She is a loyal friend and very caring. She is not afraid to go out of her way to help people, and will do what it takes to make people feel loved and welcome. Though she may seem crazy and outgoung, she needs her time alone, and she cherishes time spent with a few close friends.

You see that fine dame?
That's parmela!

Parmela by Chazaq August 27, 2014

Arse Parpel

The act of running to the bathroom once you've shit or shartted in your pants.

Elijah arse parpeled after eating Taco Bell

Arse Parpel by hillbillybob12 January 21, 2013

Parnelle 

Parnelle is a family name or as a boy's name is pronounced par-NEL. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Parnell is "country bumpkin". From Petronius. Also possibly derived from an ancient Roman family name, from the Greek name Petros, meaning "stone". Use may be in honor of Charles Parnell, the 19th-century Irish politician who campaigned for home rule in Ireland. Parnel is a surname derived from a medieval given name.

Having a friend who is a Parnelle is exciting and wonderful. A Parnelle is kind hearted and loving. They will always be there for you. Parnelle is easy to talk to which means you will talk their ear off! Once you meet a Parnelle, you will never want them to leave your side. They will become your best friend within a matter of weeks.

"My best friend is a Parnelle!" "You are so lucky."
"you are talking my ear off!" "Oh I'm sorry, are you a Parnelle? Stop being so easy to talk to"

Parnelle by kansashereicome September 30, 2011

parcel farce 

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

parcel farce by norman156 February 18, 2008

parseltongue 

From the Harry Potter series written by J.K. Rowling. Parseltongue is the language of Snakes.

"Harry we heard you speaking Parseltongue!"

parseltongue by Dumbledore July 26, 2004