Particle

The area of office space that is smaller than a cubicle. A "par"ticle.... The space you are given when you are not cool enough for an office.

Would you please step into my particle for our meeting.

by dillondog May 13, 2014

The ol' particle accelerator

The act of recieving oral, pulling out and dick slapping someone at such a high velocity, that particles in the penis collide with those in the face of the person whomst is giving oral. creating a black hole which swallows the whole universe.

"I gave me bird the ol' particle accelerator yesterday"

"How was it?"

"Good"

by Theresmilkonthecat February 15, 2017

News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4

Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"

by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012

Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.

Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.

by jagerhall May 25, 2018

poop particle

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.

You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!

by 7ev March 6, 2023

Patricle

A particle derived from a Patrick cell. Can be determined due to a huge cell cock.

Patrick: I filled her with my patricles
Andrew: Lemme get some patricles, dog

by Patrick Stormegeddon March 25, 2019

itch particles

The microscopic particles commonly found on St. Augustine grass that cause an unbearable itching sensation when one happens to come in contact with said grass.

Dude!, the itch particles are all over me! I wish I wore a shirt to fend from the itching.

by Accruedd December 2, 2010