by Dan MacPherson May 14, 2007
Get the Patheticistic mug.morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
by potaytose November 17, 2022
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A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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Get the Pathetic mug.Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions
I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!
by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008
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