National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 26, 2020

Punch a French Person day

March 29th is the international "Punch a French Person"-Day.

"I saw this French Person walking down the Street, so I punched him in the Face cause it was Punch a French Person Day."

by large spaghett March 29, 2021

Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

Beat a person day

On November 28th a furry can beat up anyone who beat them up on November 27th, and they can not fight back

On Beat a person day we may be screwed

by Eastonreal October 21, 2022