In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 10, 2006
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Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
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That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
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Get the parold mug.Parvoleta is an old Bulgarian name which means “first summer” or “the beginning of summer”. Parvo (in bulgarian “първо”) means “first” and leta (in bulgarian “лета”) means “summer” or “summers”. This name is one of the rarest names you will ever hear, you won’t meet a lot of people with this name, if you do then try your best to not lose them. They are special. As one of the words in theirs name means “first” they have a big competitive spirit. Parvoletas tend to be really creative and go into really creative areas such as art, modelling, acting etc. They are loyal, smart (so don’t try to tell them lies), stubborn, sweet, but don’t go on their bad side, because they could be really vengeful. The last thing about people with this name is that they love to travel, see the world, meet new people and learn interesting new things.
Person 1: Gosh… I didn’t study for the test, what am I gonna do?
Person 2: Don’t worry man Parvoleta can help you.
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