Parnabied

The act of being shot, most likely in a gym class, by an authority figure in a school building.

Student 1: We fuck I really hope we don’t get Parnabied today.

Student 2: Actually i’d be oddly okay with it.

by It sucks to be a CSU Ram November 8, 2018

parabasic

A licensed Paramedic who has yet to obtain full Paramedic medical control and is stuck in the dead space between EMT Basic and Paramedic.

Hey Parabasic, cycle me a blood pressure while I start an IV. Oh, and get control.

by Papermedic October 17, 2012

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

parabattered

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent

woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

by DTE September 20, 2006

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005

parable

A kind of story.
Most parables are short and have a special meaning.

Franz Kafka has written many parables

by bonio05 November 6, 2005

Parnage

A party in which all attending play a violent videogame, usually being Halo. It is the fusion between the words "party" and "carnage" which yeild "parnage."

Dude, you comin' to the parnage tonight? Kevin bought the new Legendary Map Pack!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 4, 2008