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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Parky

Someone who goes to bed at around 7:30
Don’t be a parky
by Fatwang69420 March 16, 2021
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Parkie

Parkie is a very bubbly, energetic person with high hopes. Parkie is fun to be around, but sometimes over dramatic and bossy. Parkie's style is fun, colourful and cute. Parkie likes to have lots of friends and be known by lots of people, Parkie is always ready to party and have fun with lots of her friends. She/he likes to have her opinion known. Overall she is a very nice person.
If you have a Parkie in your life, your lucky
by Jackie gurlen August 30, 2021
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Parky

Parky referes to Park Run.

A term used by the trendiest of runners to add speed to their runs.
Iam in for an easy 20km then tempo parky to finish.
by Coolrunner007 May 21, 2024
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Severna Parkie

- Severna Parkie, Noun,
> A derogatory term used to identify someone from Severna Park MD.

> stuck up, believes that they are better than anyone just because of their neighborhood.
- Common traits include:
> Karen haircuts for those over 40, and anorexia for women under 40
> The Men over 18 are chill but the men under 18 are either gay nerds or (even more gay) wanna-be gangsters.
my goodness Oliver is the most annoying Severna Parkie I've ever met, he thinks just because he lives in suburbia it makes him better than anyone else.
by IeatrocksMMMMMMMMMMMMM April 26, 2024
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Parkie

A person from Severna Park, Maryland. Generally used as an insult to the rich, white, over achieving, boat-owning, and/or ivy league bound.
Look at all of those parkies getting out of school. They must be taking at least 5 APs, i’m so glad I don’t live here.”
by Xlaust.N May 31, 2021
mugGet the Parkiemug.

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.
by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022
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