parentese

The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.

When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”

by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007

Parentism

To discriminate against a parent; the act of presuming a parental response without foundation for said presumption; the conduct of being biased againt a parental figure

Patricia's biased opinion of her father is an unfair example of parentism.

by Don Mcgrec June 20, 2016

giulio parente

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

by turner March 11, 2005

parentildo

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ son.

Related: Parentilda

My parentildo is a baby.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Implied Parenthesis

A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.

Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.

When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.

Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?

Person 2: 20!

Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.

Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!

Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.

Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!

by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010

papenize

light green not so dangerous controlled substance aka mary jane!!!!

:papenize benel men yemesleshal jeles
:ende peacespice dawg

by L561 January 10, 2011

Slow Parenting

The movement to raise children with less pressure, more free time to play. Anti helicopter parenting.

Jen shunned flash cards and tutors in favor of slow parenting her children.

by MommaSaid January 12, 2010