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Parker girl

Parker is the “it” girl everyone wants to be or be with. Although Parker seems like she would be rude, she is actually the sweetest girl out there with a big personality. Parker knows how to make the whole room laugh. A Parker can get any guy she wants due to her ridiculous looks and her crazy good flirting skills. Parkers, however, find themselves enjoying smaller things like going to a movie or just chilling at home. A Parker will surround herself with good and positive people only. If you have a Parker in your life, you will find yourself constantly laughing and smiling around her.
Guy 1: Damn did you see Parker tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah she is beautiful I want to be her!

Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.
by just some city kid July 9, 2018
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Girl Parker

Girl Parker’s are the kindest girls you will ever meet. They accept everyone, and try their best to be nice even though it may be hard sometimes. They are stunning no matter what color hair, eyes, skin, etc. they may have. They are usually athletic, and are the loyalist friend you could ask for. They put your feelings and problems before theirs. Even though they may put your needs first however, they do have feelings that they want to talk about, but want you to approach them about them first. They aren’t upfront about feelings very often and always try their best to stay happy. They are loud and crazy around their friends and newcomers and love to laugh!
Dude, that Girl Parker is so nice to me and always has a smile on her face!
by Allthehandlesweretaken October 24, 2018
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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 October 17, 2008
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phanie packers

stephanie soo's fans which are not toxic, they don't create drama, loves daniel and stephiance, steph's cousin and steph's fiance , more than steph herself. Has a kink for stephiance's voice and big guns. THEY ALSO LOVE MANGO AND TIGER AND BOBO AND COCO.
"Do you know any non-toxic fans?"
"Yeah, the phanie packers, they are all so chill"
by LittleMangoButt August 18, 2019
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Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.
"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."
by Turboplf October 23, 2008
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yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.
Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!
by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011
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The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019
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