noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).
ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.
by earpuller September 27, 2005
Get the pantser mug.
Get the pantsdance mug.Related Words
pantsed
• Piss-pantsed
• PJ pantsed
• tight-pantsed pedo
• Captain Crazy Pantsed
• pantsdance
• pantser
• pansted
• panted
• pantied
blame the pantiedust
by Momma Franks August 1, 2010
Get the Pantiedust mug.Following the standard unix nameing convetion, pantsd is a pants daemon. In computers a daemon refers to a background processes, so it is a background process which runs on pants.
by hobosauce June 24, 2008
Get the pantsd mug.man i was getting ready to get some in a duggout but i didnt cuz my girlfriends a pantser and didnt think about wearing a skirt knowing we were having sex
by goonerboy October 8, 2007
Get the pantser mug.Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
by Kayl February 11, 2010
Get the Pantser mug.by Brettski321 April 26, 2017
Get the Pantsel mug.