Pinky Pankie

Little white children

Muhammad was late to work because the Pinky Pankies where getting on the school bus.

by PD Land September 30, 2021

pakshet

Filipino corruption of "fucking shit!" Filipinos pronounce their "F"s as "P"s and tend to abbreviate words, hence "pakshet"

Nephew: "Tito Boy, we are out of beer!"
Drunk Uncle: "Pakshet! Go get more!"

by hellawhitepnoy April 20, 2009

Pank

The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"

these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"

Push one out while you Pull one off

A Tug and a Turd

"Hes been in there for ages, whats he doing?"

"hes blatently having a pank"

by Marson June 24, 2007

Pank

The art of mastubating (wanking) whilst excreting (pooing)
Wanking + Pooing = Panking

Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night

Jax: What are you on about??

Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time

by Paul Lancaster May 1, 2008

Peter Panis

A young man whose incredible musical talents and abilities are overshadowed by his overwhelmingly poor taste in clothes and seemingly insatiable need to spew random, music related facts on everyone, utterly ruining every conversation he is a part of.

A-"That kid is real good at the tenors"
B-"But his such a Peter Panis, I don't even care"

by Major Organ October 25, 2010

Pank

Pussy ass skank

- Stop being a pank!

by papipookz August 12, 2019

pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006