Anaconda

Slang word made by Sir Mix A Lot which refers to a mans dick.

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

by Mrs. Bloom July 14, 2004

anaconda

1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.

1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.

by Ichy December 28, 2005

anaconda

A fucking huge snake.

Or a crappy JLo movie.

Holy fucking shit! Anaconda's on USA.... AGAIN!

by snakes are scawy August 16, 2004

Anaconda dick

A particularly large penis

"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"

by BriannaXOXO June 9, 2015

anaconda

Refereed to the male reproductive organ, usually meant as a humorous remark towards another.

Billy's, has Anne seen your big anaconda?

by Canadian July 30, 2003

anaconda

A shitty movie

Poorly-animated snakes

by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003

Anaconda Rule

When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.

Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.

by prinmare November 12, 2009