Pantaconda

A man's large member....the pant snake

"Oh my God! His pantaconda is big enough to choke you!"

"I heard she died sucking on his pantaconda"

by Redbeard25 May 26, 2017

Panaconda

A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.

I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.

by terrormask grid July 19, 2012

pantalonaise

pant mayonaise, sperm

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'

by fartfucker February 12, 2007

one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020