ivan palmer

a drink consisting of vodka and an arnold palmer (iced tea and lemonade).

lets make some ivan palmers.

by intokyo July 4, 2011

The palmer squares

The best rapper/stoner duo since pikachu and ash. ... Acumental and Terminal knowledge shit on chitown with there profound bars.

Guy 1: Have you heard term and ac from the Palmer squares spit... ?!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah I just bought my knowledge over swag shirt!

by Lyricisystem June 17, 2012

keke palmer

excuse me ma'am not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but I need you to take this down, please.

baby this is keke palmer
have a good day

by imtherat November 8, 2020

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A famous seventies-era progressive rock band that has been largely forgotten by today's youth. ELP played long, orchestral jazz/rock/fusion peices that are best accompanied by some good chronic.

Every aspiring drummer should listen to Carl Palmer's awexome drum solo on Tank.

Fanfare for the Common Man, Lucky Man, Knife Edge, Tank, Karn Evil 9.

Tom: Emerson, Lake & Palmer... weren't they the backup band on a Dashboard Confessional tour?

Joe: *Smash*

Tom: Agh... my ovaries.

by Tabernak! July 22, 2006

Robert Palmer

The smooth operator of rock'n'roll. The man had a distinct smooth voice who was well known for his songs Addicted to Love, Doctor Doctor and Simply Irresistible, but was much more than that, lesser known songs like She Makes My Day, Housework and more recently TV Dinners (his live version on YouTube is awesome and addictive to watch). Robert unfortunately died of a heart attack in 2003.

Robert Palmer: I didn't mean to turn you on.
Lady watching: He does turn me on, he's so handsome.

by FlossmanJr April 5, 2017

Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

Paltering

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .

By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.

by billdc June 4, 2018