paladin

Paladin. The one class in World of Warcraft wich requires the absolute of no skills.
One choosing a paladin may suggested to be a person wich lack of gaming skills, rater to be a 12 years old kid.

If you see a paladin, just hit him once, and he will turn the invincible shield up and do the "return-to-home-inn" teleport thingy, and voila - no more paladin in yer way.

- Look! there's a paladin, let's kill him!
/cast shield /cast heartstone
- Now why did he do that? oh, yeah, right, he's a paladin, after all.

by \dev\null June 21, 2005

Paladin

A peice of shit character on world of warcraft,They lack skills because they rely on their free steeds and fucked up aurmour.Half the time the fucking bitches hide behind their fag boy magic to "own" noobz,But in reality paladins are total fucktards.One paladin that stands out is Sparteh of the server Ursin, he is owned by none other then Tarvsi Eanday AKA Travis,Travis is a radically strange and racist user who thinks world of warcraft is based on his fucktard paladin.He thinks he can onw because of his 1 hit every 3.6 seconds and his trinket and divine intervention...But he is actualy a fucking noob.Because I could own him on a rouge like pfft just stealth and backstab the nigger.This is travis reaction when told him on msn that i could own him with my mates rogue.Blakeus: i could own u on my freinds rogue.
Travis:
LALWL NOT EVEN NOOOB I would uze teh trinket and hit U LOILOL)OLOLOLOLOL U RNOOB NOOB LOLOL WTF I would uze my mad as divine intervention to maKE ME SO 1337 lwlwlewl rofL and THEN I WOULD HEAL UPZORSSSDSSS >loloL.ollOLOL OLOLOLO LR ETT TEEEE EETT TEET TTT.
If you wopuld like a better definition of paladin see the words
Fucktard,Pussy,Bitch,Woman or noob.

Travis has a noob paladin that eats arse.
Blakeus:Polymorphed nigga get dat shit outta here!
Travis:U CANT FUCKING ME IM A FUCKING PALADIN REEET TRINKET!!!!!!
Blakeus:Polymorphed again,trinketr wont help now,u have to wait 5 mins.Frost nova!
Travis:I can just cleanise that shit.
Blakeus:Pyroblast,Frost nova
Travis: HACKER HACK LOL NO ONE CAN BEAT ME UNLESS THEY R TEH HACKS!LAWL!!!!1

by Blakeus May 06, 2006

paladin

In relation to World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG, the Paladin is quite often known as the "n00b" class because of it's simple playability. As of mid 2005, many Paladins are protesting that the class is too inactive and lacks control.

"/target Self /cast Hearthstone"
"I hate Paladins."
"You can't roll on that, Valor is for warriors!"

by Justin V July 26, 2005

paladin

A tanking class in the Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Final Fantasy 11. We, the Paladins, strive to keep hate towards us and not a mage or any other low def. class. We are warriors who have gone further and have taken on the white magical abilities. We are strong and nearly imposable to beat. Our only weakness, is magic. We have a high physical defense. Our 2-hour Special Ability (known for taking 2 hours to regain that ability) is invincablity. We cover the mages when they get alot of hate generated towards them; example below.

<Black Mage> <Paladin> <Enemy>
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Balck mage = Kegan
Paladin = Victorius
Enemy = Orcish Champion
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Kegan starts casting Quake on Orcish Champion.
Kegan casts Quake on Orcish Champion.
Orcish Champion takes 938 damage!
-Orcish Champion turns to Kegan-
Victorus uses cover!
-Victorius gets between Kegan and the Orcish Champion-
Cover! Victorius takes 78 damage!
_______________________________
instead of
-Orcish Champion turns to kegan-
-Kegan has 789 Hit Points while Victorius has 1,269-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 597 damage!-
-Orcish Champion hits Kegan for 631 damage!-
-Kegan falls to the ground- (Implying he just got ass raped)
_____________________________
-Off subject-
-Orcish Champion turns to Katsukaru-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 297 damage!-
-Ebony casts Cure III-
-Katsukaru recovers 190 Hit Points-
-Orcish Champion hits Katsukaru for 345 damage!-
-Katsukaru uses Tachi: Gekko- (Not to be confused with Tachi: Geiko)
-Orcish Champion take 168 damage!-
-Orcish Champion criticle hits Katsukaru for 538 damage!-
-Katsukaru falls to the ground- (dead, if you didn't figure that out already)

by Victorius-Paladin-San d'Orian Elvaan April 07, 2005

Paladin

1)A class in World of Warcraft that has been extremely screwed by a company called blizzard.

2)Myth: Creature supposed to kill shaman in World of Warcraft.

3)A term for something bad.

1)Calibur on Archimonde is a Paladin.

2)That Paladin got owned by that Shaman.

3)You're a Paladin! Noob...

by Calibur August 03, 2005

Paladin

A term used to describe a very un-urbanized black person

As the Paladin walked down the street, listening to his Rap music and acting "gangsta", i asked myself why black people were still in America?

by Smoogle April 17, 2008

Paladin

Sexy beasts from dungeons and dragons. Everybody wants to be like them, knights, priests and everybody you can think of. No one will ever be like them
"i couldnt take him" "Dude that's a paladin, you got no chance"

"The Paladins can't be defeated"

by IAmSlayer69 November 11, 2019