Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.

Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!

Paladin Training by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron October 9, 2008

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Paladin tank syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.

OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob

Paladin tank syndrome by Prot Warrior October 27, 2008

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paladin shower

1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.

King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.

paladin shower by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 23, 2007

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Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

Paladin player by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

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