suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Pointless Bobby

Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.

There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.

Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'

Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'

Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'

Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'

by ClearDoodan April 30, 2010

Painterly

The word painterly is a word that although being in the dictionary is said to not be an actual word. If you use this word with a Grammar Nazi nearby, they might try and correct you. A much safer alternative to this word would be artsy.

The artist claimed their art was "painterly."

by Cbg12345 November 8, 2018

face painter

A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.

My brother Dave is a true face painter.

by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006

painters in

when a girl has her period

susie was really cranky today shes just gone to the bathroom, she must have the painters in

by Emmamac92 June 23, 2008

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004

thong painter

A person, usually a male, whom paints a vaginal garment

Person#1Did you see that filthy vaginal garment?
person#2Yeah, it was so totally done by a thong painter, Dude.

by whorebageriser March 21, 2010