ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis

McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.

by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009

Twenty Twenty Paint Job

A crummy paint job on a car that only looks good from twenty feet away while going twenty miles and hour.

We grabbed some cheap spraypaint and gave that old beater a twenty twenty paint job.

by WranglerWrider December 29, 2010

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

by AIFF December 2, 2011

Spanish paint job

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

by Mcbuggins June 14, 2011

Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.

My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.

by NY Tripod May 14, 2011

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007