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Painfully Perfect

When someone is so perfect its painful.

Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Person 1: They're just...

Person 2:...painfully perfect?

Person 1: exactly!
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
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painfullypainful

pulling the thorn from his left breast was painfullypainful he said
by cj02 September 2, 2022
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Painfall

A fall that has resulted in extreme pain, usually skateboard, bike or scooter related.

The downfall of an authoritative figure such as a police officer or business person that results in a loss of respect, job and/or income.
A: Oh. my. god.
B: I've never seen that before, that's Painfall.
A: Well, when you jump out of a tree on to rocks, your legs are bound to snap like that.
B: I lost my appetite, lets go skate.
by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009
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Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound
I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.
" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"
by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010
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Painful Quandary

Painful Quandary is a emerging death metal band from Panama City, Florida. With all members being around the age of 17, and 18, this band will have time to grow and expand, and are still maturing as musicians. Taking influence from bands such as; Death, Gorefest, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Morbid Saint, Napalm Death, Carcass, Vital Remains, Warbringer, Gutted, and Viral Load, Painful Quandary delivers a lethal dosage of old school style death metal that will draw in new fans of the genre and grab veterans.
Painful Quandary kicks Chuck Norris's red haired ass
by Painful God October 12, 2011
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make it painful

what you say before you get raped, in hopes of jinxing the rapist, usually said in prisons.
the satisfier: you really for some tough anal lovin boy?

duke: make it painful.
by painful's mom July 8, 2009
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