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jordan paglia

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.
"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."
by tuck:) June 2, 2009
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Palianate

to ignore the question asked and instead give a more convenient answer
question :Did you eat the last piece of cake ?

answer: did I tell you who called this afternoon ?
(wink wink )

thats whats meant by to palianate
by sergeastorms January 19, 2009
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Hung Parliament

The term originates from the United Kingdom, and arises from a situation when the government becomes so full of dicks that voters lose faith. When a general election happens, no majority is declared and a hung parliament occurs.
"After the expenses scam, the Houses of Parliament were so chock-a-block with cocks that I'm certain the government after this election will be a Hung Parliament."
by expenses scandal April 16, 2010
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parliament

A cigarette smoked predominately by 20- and 30-something sluts.
I bet that slut smokes parliaments.
by Slutty P-Funk April 26, 2006
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parliament

The collective noun for a large group of flaccid penises.
As used in - 'That parliament of pricks'
by YoungJonCon October 2, 2012
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Pahniaku

Its a name only Hmong people have it stands for flower money and gold its a very beautiful name (PAH-nyia-ku)
Pahniaku is so beautiful and did you know she’s Asian
by Katy Lynn April 11, 2019
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Camille Paglia

a really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.

has been described as Ayn Rand on mushrooms
by Frank Booth January 14, 2005
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