Woah, dude, I just popped a pwner when I took out that n00b with a USP from 300 yards.
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Elfen Lied was so awesome it gave me a pwner.
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Elfen Lied was so awesome it gave me a pwner.
by ggnrkkthxbai October 1, 2006
Get the pwner mug.GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.
by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010
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by cfgyu November 10, 2004
Get the pwner mug.based the slogan of the former president, g.w. bush, members the pwnership society are the upper class neocons and neodemocrat investment banker capitalists and wall street insider types who sold ordinary americans on the idea that everyone, no matter how rich or poor, or how financially insolvent, can and should own a piece of america; by purchasing a home in their 20s or putting their life savings into the stock market instead of relying on a lifetime of savings and good judgement, and God forbid, the antiquated "social security" system their grandfathers and grandmothers fought so hard for... thus spurring wonderful things like the housing bubble and credit default swap insurance crisis, which nearly led to the collapse of the world economy. these individuals were bailed out by the wholly by the TARP legislation and are not in the least threatened by the stagnation of the current economic situation of 2010.
members of the pwnership society hold no respect for the values of the middle classes, or love of the arts or learning, as some wealthy, socially minded american families once did, like the kennedys, rockefellers, carnegies, even if they say they do. members of the pwnership society care about themselves, their homes in aspen, miami, manhattan, the south of france, cocaine, plastic surgery, sex, and their investments, and especially, their bank balance.
members of the pwnership society hold no respect for the values of the middle classes, or love of the arts or learning, as some wealthy, socially minded american families once did, like the kennedys, rockefellers, carnegies, even if they say they do. members of the pwnership society care about themselves, their homes in aspen, miami, manhattan, the south of france, cocaine, plastic surgery, sex, and their investments, and especially, their bank balance.
Trip Jones, a member the Pwnership Society (Harvard MBA, 2002), exited his office at Goldman Sachs, did a line of coke on the hood of his BMW SUV, and laughed hysterically at the the night watchmen, who was in fact a sign painter, but who had taken the extra job to put his second son through school. "There but for the grace of the TARP bailout go I," thought Trip.
The best and the brightest among us, who once sought to do things with themselves, to become humanitarians, scientists, doctors, engineers, industrialists, philosophers, authors, artists, now seek to become financial investment wizards, stock traders, and Hedge Fund managers, members of the Pwnership Society, who spin money from nothing, controlling our financial fates, yet do little to create actual wealth or economic growth, or employment.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerber deflected his nominal membership in the Pwnership Society with his recent donation of 100 million dollars to Newark schools.
The best and the brightest among us, who once sought to do things with themselves, to become humanitarians, scientists, doctors, engineers, industrialists, philosophers, authors, artists, now seek to become financial investment wizards, stock traders, and Hedge Fund managers, members of the Pwnership Society, who spin money from nothing, controlling our financial fates, yet do little to create actual wealth or economic growth, or employment.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerber deflected his nominal membership in the Pwnership Society with his recent donation of 100 million dollars to Newark schools.
by soldierboy1974 September 29, 2010
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Get the Pwner Boner mug.A new word used to describe the typical discord mod. A male who's around 200kg as a result of sitting around most of the day while heroically patrolling the channels. The courageous actions of the "pwner" attracts many loyal minions throughout the server such as discord memeber known as "Dio". When the "pwner" isn't in his circle meat massage with fellow mods, he's thinking of new revolutionary statements and rules to pull out of his stretched out poop hole. Overall being a "pwner" means being a one of a kind intriguing human who can only be found in the darkest corners of discord.
"I'm pwner so I own all of you!"
"here comes pwner, let's get outta here"
"here comes pwner, let's bend over or open our mouth"
"I pwner declare that Ryzzy and Toadskii are enemies of the state!"
"Aye Godot let's invite pwner to tonight's circle jerk"
"Yo don't disturb pwner, he's in his daily e-sex session. Shotistic is the lucky one today"
"I'ma go tell papa pwner on you!"
"Pwner why are you moaning my name on voicechat?"
"here comes pwner, let's get outta here"
"here comes pwner, let's bend over or open our mouth"
"I pwner declare that Ryzzy and Toadskii are enemies of the state!"
"Aye Godot let's invite pwner to tonight's circle jerk"
"Yo don't disturb pwner, he's in his daily e-sex session. Shotistic is the lucky one today"
"I'ma go tell papa pwner on you!"
"Pwner why are you moaning my name on voicechat?"
by Y/S Ryzzy January 10, 2022
Get the pwner mug.you draw a dog with a huge boner and the you piss people off (mainly teachers & bitches) and you get better levels as you go. once you get to 40 you can tell other dawggy pwners what to do. or your just make it up like mac
by a DAWGGY PWNER August 29, 2012
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