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pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.
Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."
by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018
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pushy wrap

Whens my pushy wrap gettin here?
Yeah playa, thats my new pushy wrap.
by Joshua Lowery May 9, 2006
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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
by Blood Sister October 6, 2023
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Pushy Pedals

A children's game, where two people lay on their backs, placing the bottoms of their feet together and pushing their feet (knees to chest) in an alternating movement.
The children laughed with joy as they played pushy pedals on the couch and sang "pushy pedals, pushy pedals, pushy, pushy, pushy pedals!"
by BlossomRu21 November 21, 2020
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Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect
Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside
I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.
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pushy pully boi

one pushy pully boi is a scientific name for a door
"i couldnt open the bathroom pushy pully boi yesterday"
by Shrek 5 Animator April 20, 2018
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