Pudding

Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?
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Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)
Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
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Pud

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.
"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.
Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.
by ebrian August 17, 2011
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Tiger Woods is a pud.
by fuck tiger December 12, 2009
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a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!
*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!
by scrambled eggs July 25, 2006
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-someone who doesn't have their shit together, useless.
-a fat whale.
-one who is undesirable, ugly, & most of all, stupid
-What the fuck do you think you're doing, pud; get outtaa herreee?
-Quick blocking the sun pudzillawhale!
by sunshiineekid January 14, 2009
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