Pudsey bear

Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.

"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".

"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".

by Stella Tartois October 31, 2012

Pudsey Grangefield School

full of fags that get embarrassed on a daily routine

Sam: "what's wrong with you?"
Alfie: "I go to Pudsey Grangefield school"
Sam: "Oh so your gay then?"

by suckmycosh February 5, 2021

Pudsey Pudding

someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.

Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag

by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008

PudSuck

Slang for a person who prefers Fellatio or a defamatory term for an undesirable personality.

My PudSuck Supervisor needs people training.

by BigRick October 19, 2006

pudster

A male homosexual - derived from pud.

He strongly suspected that the guy looking at him in the shower was a pudster.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Pudsey

Another word meaning to take a shit (or 'poo').

Derived from the Cards Against Humanity playing card "Taking a shit in Pudsey bears eyehole"

I'm gonna go take a pudsey

by Willump December 28, 2014

pudsarahelvíti

A weird computer nerd

Blessarr Haffi.... sjiiiiiiiiiiit pudsarahelviti

by Anonymous May 14, 2003