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projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.
"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"
by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007
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Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)
by Prince2011 October 14, 2011
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Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.
"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"
by Crustinisation January 27, 2017
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Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010
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The Cara Projectile

after having sex with an unappealing women, she aims to spew your sperm at u from her vagina, once this sperm hits your skin it causes hurtful rashes which eventually turn to bruises
Warning: do not let The Cara Projectile hit your neck or else it will look like a hickey gone horribly wrong, your only excuse is a judo choke hold
by Hargil April 12, 2007
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Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.
"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."
by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015
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projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion
Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.
by GammaK July 9, 2016
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