poopin corn

Taking a really big and smelly shit.

"Don't go into the bathroom, Juli was just poopin corn"

by julzdogg500 May 1, 2009

poopin' skittles

This is most definitely what Kevin-The-Sexiest-Man-Alive does on the daily.

"I totally caught my sister poopin' skittles and twerkin' it out like some kind of diva."

by Kevin-The-Sexiest-Man-Alive October 21, 2013

poopin dash

When you leave a bathroom quickly because you made the biggest shit of your life in there

I was at this crazy party and I had to pull a poopin dash because because I had to many hot dogs from the day before.

by Creative Cathy July 29, 2016

poopin thirty

after you did dirty thirties and you were already having a hard time with your butt before because you were eating wendy’s and listening to their new album then you had to poop and it shot out of your ass like pee

“dude i had such a poopin thirty yesterday i don’t want to live”

by drake the dragon May 24, 2018

poopin heck

The classiest way to show your anger and/or disappointment. Truly a class act no matter the situation.

Dave: Sorry Bob, I can’t make it to the circle jerk tonight. My mom said I have to do the dishes instead.

Bob: Aw poopin heck, maybe next time.

by Redvine December 12, 2019

poopin' it

The worrying of something; anxiety of a future event.

"Hey bro, how's that essay going? Isn't it due tomorrow?"
"Yeah, I'm poopin' it."

(asking someone about a future event) "Are u poopin' it?"
(someone talking about how they feel about a future event; dreading it) "I'm hella poopin' it"

by tomato land November 18, 2025

Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.

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by King Philly July 10, 2009