telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Pookie Chops

The excess fat that visibly hangs over the sides of a chair or stool when occupied by an overweight person.

Whoa, check out the pookie chops on that tubby!

by penls de maxiere November 24, 2009

pookipskied

to break wind, to poop, to exert feces, let out waste from the anus.

"And for the first time, Charlotte pookipskied in her pants."

by Sophia Angela Rappa June 2, 2008

Pookinesis

When your friends are pooking out, and you are so mentally involved you can tell what they are pooking out about without saying anything.

“Hey man, Brando’s looking a bit rough. Yea man, my pookinesis is telling me he’s scared we might get caught”

by The Vengaboys June 23, 2019

sleepies and poopies

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

Pookie pie

A cute person who does silly things. Is very goofy and light hearted. Usually your loved one.

Pookie pie stop biting my belly!

by Brittney Girl February 16, 2020

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017