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cultural pollution

The mass of art, language, clothing, media and products whose existence is fucking meaningless and the fault of money grubbing assholes. Cultural pollution can be enjoyed in earnest by dumb, uncritical people, and ironically by the jaded and educated. This type of pollution is usually created by industrialized nations. Easy ways to spot cultural pollution:
- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy

In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.
"I really don't like writing corporate advertiser's print ads."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."
by Shannon in a cube August 2, 2007
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Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
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thot pollution

The pollution cause by thots via their actions on social media. This pollution can be waste from products or influx of people to an activity or place. That they have no real interest in it. Other than being seen doing it/with it /there . which can lead to the death of said places , markets or activity by influx of people to it then the abandonment of it .
friend 1 : want to go Joe grill (that place that been around for years ) .
friend 2: No. it got thot pollution the twitter thots . It pack all the time now with the fakes. That just sit and order take a slip or bite , trash it and leave . Just to get a pictures .
by NJN June 15, 2019
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Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.
A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"
by Seariously? July 6, 2023
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resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
by rodeoclown January 5, 2010
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ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.
Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."
by Pete Dick March 14, 2008
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