polite hand cup

when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for ejaculate when rubbing one out. This prevents jizz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling participants.

note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations

My hook up last night was taking forever, so I busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.

by rngdfcker May 7, 2011

polite laughter

The act of laughing in an encouraging demeanor.

Tyler let put some polite laughter when Kenzie choked on the water as she took a hit of the gravity bong.

by GlunkleBrooks August 30, 2016

polite bite

a tone that someone has to their voice where they say the nicest thing and have venom in their voice so it doesn't come out sounding nice

"We will go to the park, won't we?"

and sounds like " We are going to the freakin park and your going to freakin love it, so shut the heck up."

and the person it was said to mumbles "easy with the polite bite"

by spankyy January 11, 2008

polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.

Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.

by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 12, 2018

polite choking

Gentle sexual choking.

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.

by Archangel February 11, 2019

Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019

Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023