Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

poindextrous

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.

John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

poindextrous

Able to communicate equally well with both geeks and non-technical people.

John has risen quickly through the company ranks because of his poindextrous ability to communicate equally well with both the developer geeks and pointy-haired bosses. But don't call him a nerd. Erkel is a nerd, John is a proud geek.

by HotForWoods September 12, 2012

Ponderosa High School

A place where you'll find the typical redneck, white trash, chewing mother fuckers. Also home to a whole variety of drug users; most commonly weed. Full of 15 year old girls trying to be like the "popular" thots that they look up to. And who can forget about the group of Subaru, ricer driving kids that call themselves "Flounder Gang".

"Hey you want to go to the Ponderosa High School football game tonight?" "Yea, I'll bring the chew, you bring the weed. And tell me if you see anyone that's in Flounder Gang so we can steal their vapes"

by FukBoi4206969 May 2, 2017

Pidea

An epiphany or idea concerning the eating of pie.

My boyfriend, who is a pie connoisseur, is always coming up with new pideas.

by Well Played April 26, 2019

Paiden

Paiden, is a beautiful brilliant athletic woman. There are so many sides to a Paiden. They'll act shy at first but when you finally get her going she can be crazy, funny, and loud. Her smile can brighten your day. She will make her mind up get to change it. She is very stubborn. You can never win an argument. She's just an incredible person to be around.

If you get a Paiden never let her go, you won't find another one like her twice.

Woah, is that the girl you were telling me about.
Yes, that's Paiden.

She's amazing!

by Joey32 July 14, 2015