titty plums

another word for nipples

man 1 :"damn, that girl got titty plums the size of pepperoni!"
man 2 :"what you complaining about, yo wife got titty plums the size of salami!"

by germ111222333 November 16, 2007

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Fluff the plums

Playing with your balls

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.

by Ass bag September 30, 2016

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

Love plums

Human testicles.

You're mother doesn't eat much but she's always ready to suck on my love plums.

by pinkphiloyd January 31, 2009

Hairy plums

A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it

Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!

by Eatenallthedonoghts March 20, 2019