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pittsfield high school

location: east street pittsfield massachusetts.

description of school: the class offerings are better than the other pittsfield high schools. they are ranked 3rd in massachusetts for AP classes. but on the other hand almost half of the students fail the yearly test known the MCAS. all the teachers have sticks shoved up their asses. some of the teachers may be on some of the drugs that students participate in. but overall the academics of the school are good.

sports: most phs sports suck.

football- filled with gay assholes who admit to having small dicks and they cant even win a single game yet they walk around like they own the school.
soccer: run by the spanish teacher who likes to think he's the hue heffner of pittsfield. his soccer team who he has so much passion for sucks ass.

cheerleaders: ghetto.

students: the student population is very diverse. consisting of the mexicans who are about 50% of the population. everyone else is white and then there are few blacks and asians but most blacks go to the other high school in pittsfeild known as taconic. the white students are ghetto and poor and the ones who arent are considered filthy rich even though theyre really not. the students also have ABSOLUTELY NO SCHOOL SPIRIT. its terrible. most students participate in some sort of drug or alcoholic substance. they are either getting high or drunk every weekend but theyre parties are almost usually crashed by the cops.
"hey i go to pittsfield high school!"
"oh really? you can you hook me up with a mexican or maybe some pot?!"
"oh yeah defnitely! want to get drunk with me too this weekend?!"
"yeaah man! we such BAMF's!"
"hell yeah!"
by iouawabmf April 17, 2010
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University of Pittsburgh

A prestigious, top 20 public university in the city of Pittsburgh, PA. Is home to around 20,000 undergraduate students and is most notable for its excellent medical and pre-professional programs. Typically has an excellent basketball team and has recently had a top 20 football team.
University of Pittsburgh is officially the most selective public university in Pennsylvania. HAIL TO PITT!
by realcoolkid December 16, 2009
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Pittsburgh Tuxedo

Any authentic or replica uniform shirt of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Me an' my ol' lady went dahntahn to see a show at da Benedum, an' I swear half the crahd was wearin' dere Pittsburgh Tuxedo.
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Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."
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pitty clap

Occurs when an athlete finishes well after most of the competitors in a race. Usually given to the last place swimmer in a 500 yard freestyle. The audience intends it to be a polite gesture, but for the rookie swimmers it is a sign of failure. A sign of a good rookie year for a new swimmer is to avoid the pitty clap.
7 of the 8 swimmers finish the 500...

1 minute later: pitty clap is given to the poor freshman who is just coming into the wall.
by dan2768 September 10, 2009
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pittsburgh his penguin

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.
“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”
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Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.
Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!
by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022
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