chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 11, 2013

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.

Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.

by Marcrombie August 21, 2021

carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.

I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.

by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024

Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.

As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.

by Totallynottom January 26, 2025