Piraven's mum Yarlini

by Piraven's mum yarlini April 28, 2021

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Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution

Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

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A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.

After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

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Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

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Pilar

Basically the coolest person you will ever meet. Amazing body amazing smile, just all-around gorgeous. When you look at her, your heart starts racing and you feel so happy you'll think, "I wonder if I ate too much of that muffin...".

Dam! Dat girl has got to be a Pilar!

by thesecondcoolestperson February 5, 2010

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