Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.

Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

by Propper G January 19, 2010

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Phillipino Palm Tree

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree

Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!

by tyrel1 November 4, 2010

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Philipino Roulette

Five guys sit at a table with no pants on and the table has a long table cloth there is a philipino girl under neath the table she procedes to give ever one blow jobs you are elemenated once you make a face last one left wins.

That was an intence game of philipino roulette

by Robo-Serb August 18, 2004

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Philipino plunger

the female version of a the Dutch Rutter. in witch one female. holds another females hand and assists them in fingering themselves.

that lesbian in the corner gave your mum a Philipino plunger last night.

by maxie evansburg October 22, 2010

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Phillipino Fingers

a person who can move their hands/fingers in a speed that most others cannot;
most people from the Phillipines have this talent

Nate: "Dude I just got 100% on Raining Blood on Guitar hero"
Ryan: "Damn you and your Phillipino Fingers"

by rsowildcat33 February 16, 2008

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Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

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