a place where filipinos live. The most ghetto asians out of all asian countries. A nice place, where people from different countries live it may look run down and its kinda ghetto but different nations live there like, Puerto ricans, Indians, Iranians Mexicans, and the most lation mix of filipinos is mexicans and puerto ricans over 200,000 filipinos have mexican or puerto rican descent.Other than that philipines is a nice place filled with puerto ricans mexicans cubans indians and iranians
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by AmeliaJessop February 27, 2009
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Get the Philippines mug.The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic island country in Southeast Asia. It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean, and consists of about 7,640 islands, that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao.
The current president is Rodrigo Roa Duterte. Phone number tag: #63
The current president is Rodrigo Roa Duterte. Phone number tag: #63
by Cekepop October 29, 2021
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The Gamers and the Gangsters... (the minority is composed of bugoys, parents and polititians)
those two tribes isolated each other until the great god Marcos gave them the "human female". the gangsters wanted sex slaves while the gamers wanted goddesses to be worshipped... then the great war started, the gangsters grabbed 80% of the females the god Marcos gave philippines, leaving the gamers only with 20%... the gamers trained the females with the art of DotA, counter-strike and diablo2, then the gamers launched their offensive again the gangsters
in the decisive battle on netopia, the gamer force was defeated by the gangsters application of drugs that turns idiotic retards into frenzied berserkers! massive damage was dealt and the gamer force retreated! then Level-up games released Ragnarok online... the great wave of enlightenment converted a great amount of gangsters and "bugoys" into gamers! the gangsters countered the wave by making people listen to black eyed peas and other rapcrap, but they didnt succeed because a few elite female gamers of the anti-rap police tracked down Colonel General Mr.RapGuy of the gangster army and assassinated him! the gangster army collapsed because those idiots cant breath if they arent listening to music... the gamers left the remaining alone because it is against the gamer code rule #54 "do not pwn the losers, for they shall pwn themselves"... but... that was their undoing... the gangsters took over ABS-CBN and GMA
they used filipino dubbed dragonball anime as propaganda by changing every other word into "gangster". the great plan was a "success", children all over the land... died...
the gangsters were shocked by the results... desparate, they
secured nightclubs, malls and parks.
gamers can no longer go to malls and buy cds, the gamers were pissed. They hijack the phone company and removed all the dial-up connections of the gangsters. the gangsters no longer have a source for their retarded music plus eons of buttsex that gave them various STDs let them to extinction... the country is now free from the plague of hip hop and gamers across the land roam free!
-deadtim, great historian of the philippines
The Gamers and the Gangsters... (the minority is composed of bugoys, parents and polititians)
those two tribes isolated each other until the great god Marcos gave them the "human female". the gangsters wanted sex slaves while the gamers wanted goddesses to be worshipped... then the great war started, the gangsters grabbed 80% of the females the god Marcos gave philippines, leaving the gamers only with 20%... the gamers trained the females with the art of DotA, counter-strike and diablo2, then the gamers launched their offensive again the gangsters
in the decisive battle on netopia, the gamer force was defeated by the gangsters application of drugs that turns idiotic retards into frenzied berserkers! massive damage was dealt and the gamer force retreated! then Level-up games released Ragnarok online... the great wave of enlightenment converted a great amount of gangsters and "bugoys" into gamers! the gangsters countered the wave by making people listen to black eyed peas and other rapcrap, but they didnt succeed because a few elite female gamers of the anti-rap police tracked down Colonel General Mr.RapGuy of the gangster army and assassinated him! the gangster army collapsed because those idiots cant breath if they arent listening to music... the gamers left the remaining alone because it is against the gamer code rule #54 "do not pwn the losers, for they shall pwn themselves"... but... that was their undoing... the gangsters took over ABS-CBN and GMA
they used filipino dubbed dragonball anime as propaganda by changing every other word into "gangster". the great plan was a "success", children all over the land... died...
the gangsters were shocked by the results... desparate, they
secured nightclubs, malls and parks.
gamers can no longer go to malls and buy cds, the gamers were pissed. They hijack the phone company and removed all the dial-up connections of the gangsters. the gangsters no longer have a source for their retarded music plus eons of buttsex that gave them various STDs let them to extinction... the country is now free from the plague of hip hop and gamers across the land roam free!
-deadtim, great historian of the philippines
by deadtim November 10, 2008
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Get the Philippines mug.1. Militarily and Economically strategic due to the position between East Asia and the Pacific
2. Forgave Japan for the "horrendous" war crimes and is one of the largest markets for Anime in Asia
3. Has a blossoming animation industry, like Japan. (Asia DLC)
4. Has 10+ million soldiers abroad ready to serve other countries in differing capacities.
5. Speaks Filipino and is more proficient in English.
6. Is fighting the urge to have a dictator's son in office. (Asia DLC)
7. Is nationalistic in nature but super liberal in thought. (Asia DLC)
8. ASEAN is the child and is also in a custody dispute with 4 other nations. Don't ask why.
9. Had 4 colonizers. IDK if Britain wanted it though?
10. Wants Sabah but Malaysia was a jerk and we needed to fight them. Why?
11. Makes good Chocolate.
12. Karaoke is made by us but Japan helped make it popular.
13. Has a grudge against China. Is Xiao Pao made of cat meat?
14. Eats with a spoon and fork though we prefer chopsticks sometimes.
15. Is a fat ass target for Ethnobaiting and so are Japan and Korea S.
16. Filipinos are massive otakus and are hardcore Anime fans though we are "Conservatives"
2. Forgave Japan for the "horrendous" war crimes and is one of the largest markets for Anime in Asia
3. Has a blossoming animation industry, like Japan. (Asia DLC)
4. Has 10+ million soldiers abroad ready to serve other countries in differing capacities.
5. Speaks Filipino and is more proficient in English.
6. Is fighting the urge to have a dictator's son in office. (Asia DLC)
7. Is nationalistic in nature but super liberal in thought. (Asia DLC)
8. ASEAN is the child and is also in a custody dispute with 4 other nations. Don't ask why.
9. Had 4 colonizers. IDK if Britain wanted it though?
10. Wants Sabah but Malaysia was a jerk and we needed to fight them. Why?
11. Makes good Chocolate.
12. Karaoke is made by us but Japan helped make it popular.
13. Has a grudge against China. Is Xiao Pao made of cat meat?
14. Eats with a spoon and fork though we prefer chopsticks sometimes.
15. Is a fat ass target for Ethnobaiting and so are Japan and Korea S.
16. Filipinos are massive otakus and are hardcore Anime fans though we are "Conservatives"
I F*CKING LOVE ASIA, I WANNA GO TO JAPAN AND READ MANGA. GO TO THE PHILIPPINES TO RELAX IN THE SAND. AND TO LISTEN TO K-POP WHILE ON A KOREAN RAIL NETWORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022
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